Denmouthwichport The Capes Newest Town.

This area of the cape doesn't seem to change much from town to town. It is the best motorcycle riding area and if you do happen to get pulled over for speeding the local constabulary can carry on a good conversation after they've done the license and registration drill.

This is the area of the cape where most of your labor force lives. It is the least expensive area to live on the cape and most forgiving for the number of roommates you can have. Here you'll only need 4 or 5. Most other areas on the cape you would need a number so great it would exceed the occupancy level of the Land Ho.

It's hard to tell where one town begins and ends. (I know there are signs, they are about as useful as speed limit signs. ) The towns here seem to blend together to form one large town with small pockets of strategically located commercial enterprises.

Now me, I call this area the badlands. You can find just about any type of mind altering substance here. If your a rope blower this area is rumored to have some excellent home grown. If you have an urge for charms of a woman, you can satisfy it here. Best poker games are here. Check the garage sales closely, you might find that case of cd's that you thought you misplaced. Need a fake I.D., cheap labor, weapons, or anything else you can't find legitimately then hop on your rice burner and cruise Denmouthwichport. Kind of reminds me of the islands in the canal zone.

Yep, you can certainly find things here that the rest of the cape doesn't want in their neighborhoods but one thing you won't find are child predators. If your looking for one of these sexually deviant monsters you'll have to go to a town where they are acceptable neighbors. Try Truro or Orleans. (well golly, you didn't know? why not?)

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