Wakeby Beach overrun by 60 foot Chickens

If you've ever taken the time to actually look at a map of the cape you've probably noticed that it resembles a flexed arm with Ptown as the clenched fist. (If you never saw this then you need to stop reading right now and go tie your shoes because the obvious escapes you). The rest of you try to follow along. Look at the Falmouth area. Now if the rest of the cape is an arm, this area is the flabby area under the bicep on some, as Dr. Y. would diagnosis, morbidly obese person and holds about as much interest for me. It's only redemption are Woods Hole and Wakeby. (that's right, run and get yer map and see if Wakeby really exists) Even the sole strip joint is lame. But then I've been to Bangkok so that may skew my opinion. (Not likely) I've seen more action in a morgue. (No, Bangkok is not the north end of Nauset Beach)

There's a reason the USAF built an air base there. It was wrongly believed that someone would have to be a complete fool to live there. Truth is, the only reason people migrated there is because Chatham was already full of elitist snobs. They had to go somewhere. Someone should have dug another canal from Yarmouthport to S. Yarmouth and renamed the upper cape the State Transfer Station. Ouch, that had to hurt. Hey, but if you've been paying attention your favorite federal agencies are already planning to do this. Well, with all the nuclear waste going to Otis this area will be easier to find. Just look for the 30 foot corn stalks, and people exclaiming "man, did you see the size of that chicken?"

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