Fun Things To Do In Truro

Now I realize Truro is kind of small and there's not much to this sand village but with a little imagination and an open mind you can have some fun here. So here's a short list of things you can do in Truro.

1. Stop and get fuel.

2. Go to Corn Hill and see if you can spot an American pipit.

3. While you're at Corn Hill, run as fast as you can down the sand hill to the bay.

4. Take a deep breath.

5. Golf.

6. Fill all the holes on the golf course with jello.

7. Park and swim back to Boston. You'll get there quicker than driving the mid-cape in the summer.

8. Get an autograph from a circus midget.

9. Make a left turn.

10. Throw water balloons at a town cop.

11. Buy a Snickers Bar. (non Australian of course)

12. Don your P'Town attire.

13. Wishful think.

14. Autograph all the books in the library.

14. Watch the chinese dump ducks (seagulls) eat the bugs off your windshield.

15. Lock yourself in the trunk of your car.

16. Check the pay phones for change.

17. Try to pick up just one grain of sand.

18. Turn your car stereo up as loud as it will go and play polka music.

19. Play dizzy bat and then drive a golf cart.

20. Put up your own speed limit signs.

21. Leave.


Well, thats about it for me. There isn't much to Truro but it's a good place to stop as it's the gateway to P'town, and that's Truro's only redemption. And to answer a recent comment; no, the aliens do not live in Truro, they live in Wellfleet. C'mon sunshine, they are smarter than that after all, they're E.T.'s not Bostonians.


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